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Subject: FW: FUNNY

>From: Shodyn27@aol.com
>To: smokdawg@hotmail.com
>Subject: FUNNY
>Date: Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:36:30 EDT
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>First date: Meet her parents.
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>Third date: Wedding night.
>
>WHITE WOMEN:
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
>IRISH WOMEN:
>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3carat
>ring.
>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
>having sex.
>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>First Date: You get terrific head.
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>Third Date: You tell her youll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE WOMEN:
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
>again.
>Third date: You dont even get to the third date and youve already realized
>nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>BLACK WOMEN:
>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>Tenth Date: Shes pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, sex in
>the back of her car.
>Second Date: Shes pregnant.
>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
>her fathers
>girlfriends mother, her two cousins, her sisters Boyfriendand his three
>kids
>move in and you live on rice and beans fo rthe rest of your life in your
>home
>that used to be nice, but now looks likea home along the Tijuana strip.
>
>ARAB WOMEN:
>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>No third date.

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