smokdawg

Subject:        FW: FUNNY

>From: Shodyn27@aol.com
>To: smokdawg@hotmail.com
>Subject: FUNNY
>Date: Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:36:30 EDT
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>First  date: Meet her parents.
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>Third  date: Wedding night.
>
>WHITE WOMEN:
>First date: You get to kiss her  goodnight.
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a  bit.
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary  position.
>
>IRISH WOMEN:
>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have  sex.
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>20th Anniversary:  You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>First Date: You  take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>Second Date: You meet her  parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
>Third Date: You have  sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3carat
>ring.
>5th Anniversary:  You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
>having sex.
>6th  Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>First Date:  You get terrific head.
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>Third  Date: You tell her youll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE  WOMEN:
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing  happens.
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing  happens
>again.
>Third date: You dont even get to the third date and youve  already realized
>nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>BLACK WOMEN:
>First  Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>Second Date: You get to buy  her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>Third Date: You get to pay  her rent.
>Tenth Date: Shes pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN  WOMEN:
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, sex  in
>the back of her car.
>Second Date: Shes pregnant.
>Third Date: She moves  in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her  brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
>her fathers
>girlfriends mother, her two  cousins, her sisters Boyfriendand his three
>kids
>move in and you live on rice  and beans fo rthe rest of your life in your
>home
>that used to be nice, but now  looks likea home along the Tijuana strip.
>
>ARAB WOMEN:
>First Date:  Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire  Arab community finds out.
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>No third  date.

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